ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
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- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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