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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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