ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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