ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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