ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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