ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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