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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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