ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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