ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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