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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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