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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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