ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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