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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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