ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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