ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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