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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
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- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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