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Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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