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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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