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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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