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You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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