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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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