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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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