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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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