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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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