ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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