ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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