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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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