ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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