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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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