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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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