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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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