ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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