ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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