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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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