ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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