ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
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- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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