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Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
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- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
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