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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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