ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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