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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
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- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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