ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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