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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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