ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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