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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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