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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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