ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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