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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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