ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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