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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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