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You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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